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...and that's no joke. (I'll be here all week) Another short and sweet post this month. To repeat from last month (and will be this way for the foreseeable future) My math skills may not be up to snuff (they really never were, not to put too fine a point on it) But I know enough to know that if I intend on saving any money to, eventually, afford to move into a place all my own while still paying bills and buying food for myself and the Korpulent Kitties (AKA Fat Cats) my monthly income needs to be about $200 over/above what my SSI currently pays me. To that end.... Ladies and gents (and, yes, I just assumed your gender, and likely always will)... The Adventurous April Commissions are OPEN!

By now y'all know that I REALLY hate begging y'all for work, but, again, I'm in need of help. I need, the aforementioned, $200 to cover:

$60 Phone bill

$40 Cat food/litter $100 for food (cuz $61 won't make it)

And, trust me, every cent is REALLY needed.

I know it's tight out there, but, if any of you great folks out there has a bit of this-n-that that would look so much better this than that, PLEASE give me shout.

If I haven't said this enough you folks (and you know who you are) are THE BEST!

CHEERS!



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Usual drivel

Once Again PLEASE READ!

To Those Who Came in Late. I am not an artist, merely a humble inker/colorist. Do NOT ask/request me to draw your wifu, favorite monster, OC or your ex impaled on Satan's pitchfork...you will be disappointed. Also, I do NOT do requests,...I do commissions....big difference.

Now that we have that out of the way....again.

My PayPal addy is d_arksyde@yahoo.com. (or use this: www.paypal.me/Darcsyde) REMEMBER TO MARK IT AS A GIFT, (if possible) and let me know in the paypal description what pic it's for so I don't get confused. Please, PLEASE be aware that if the pic involves inking, especially inking a bunch of fine lines, or full comics that it may take me a while to get it knocked out as my shitty eyesight can handle only so much of it. I'll be happy to do them, but please understand the time factor. All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

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UPDATE 3/13/24 Sitting at 3/4 of the ay to goal. Phone bill taken care of. Still need to get the cat food/litter and food out of my hair. So, if any of you good folks out there in DA Land have any B&W art needing sweet, sweet color, please NOTE me! Thanks One and All. original post______________________ (c'mon...you HAD to see this coming...right?) Short and sweet this month. After much number crunching and melon/bum scratching, I have come to the conclusion that, if I intend on saving any money to, eventually, afford to move into a place all my own while still paying bills and buying food for myself and the Corpulent Kitties my monthly income needs to be about $200 over/above what my SSI currently pays me> To that end.... Ladies and gents (and, yes, I just assumed your gender)... The Maddening March Commissions are OPEN!

I REALLY hate begging y'all for work, but, again, I'm in need of help. I need, the aforementioned, $200 to cover:

$60 Phone bill

$40 Cat food/litter $100 for food (cuz $61 won't make it)

And, trust me, every cent is REALLY needed.

I know it's tight out there, but, if any of you great folks out there has a bit of this-n-that that would look so much better this than that, PLEASE give me shout.


If I haven't said this enough you folks (and you know who you are) are THE BEST!

CHEERS!

All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

_________________________________________________________



Usual drivel

Once Again PLEASE READ!

To Those Who Came in Late. I am not an artist, merely a humble inker/colorist. Do NOT ask/request me to draw your wifu, favorite monster, OC or your ex impaled on Satan's pitchfork...you will be disappointed. Also, I do NOT do requests,...I do commissions....big difference.

Now that we have that out of the way....again.

My PayPal addy is d_arksyde@yahoo.com. (or use this: www.paypal.me/Darcsyde) REMEMBER TO MARK IT AS A GIFT, (if possible) and let me know in the paypal description what pic it's for so I don't get confused. Please, PLEASE be aware that if the pic involves inking, especially inking a bunch of fine lines, or full comics that it may take me a while to get it knocked out as my shitty eyesight can handle only so much of it. I'll be happy to do them, but please understand the time factor. All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

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UPDATE: 2/9/24 STILL sitting at just under the 1/2 way mark. Purchased the kitty supplies, with a little left over to go to the credit card when I get the rest, which needs to be today. Still need to pack my coffers for the food budget as well, so, if any of y'all have B&W art screaming to be colored, please NOTE me! Thanks to one and all! original post_____________ Good News: I qualified for Food Stamps. Bad News: It will only be $61/mo. Worst News: St. Betty won't let me pay only $150 this month like she did last month. Seems she needs the money to fix a couple of things in her house. Not Bad News, just annoying: I, again, ran into some "issues" last month that caused me to resort to using the Dreaded Plastic Devil (the credit card to the rest of the world) to buy food to last the rest of the month So, after having the thrice-dammed thing paid off last month, I need to pay it off....yet again. To that end... Ladies and gents (and, yes, I just assumed your gender)... The Freaky February Commissions are OPEN!

I REALLY hate begging y'all for work, but, again, I'm in need of help. I need $200 to cover:

$60 credit card (due the 9th)

$40 Cat food/litter $100 for food (cuz $61 won't make it)

And, trust me, every cent is REALLY needed.

I know it's tight out there, but, if any of you great folks out there has a bit of this-n-that that would look so much better this than that, PLEASE give me shout.

If I haven't said this enough you folks (and you know who you are) are THE BEST!

CHEERS!



All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

_________________________________________________________

Usual drivel

Once Again PLEASE READ!

To Those Who Came in Late. I am not an artist, merely a humble inker/colorist. Do NOT ask/request me to draw your wifu, favorite monster, OC or your ex impaled on Satan's pitchfork...you will be disappointed. Also, I do NOT do requests,...I do commissions....big difference.

Now that we have that out of the way....again.

My PayPal addy is d_arksyde@yahoo.com. (or use this: www.paypal.me/Darcsyde) REMEMBER TO MARK IT AS A GIFT, (if possible) and let me know in the paypal description what pic it's for so I don't get confused. Please, PLEASE be aware that if the pic involves inking, especially inking a bunch of fine lines, or full comics that it may take me a while to get it knocked out as my shitty eyesight can handle only so much of it. I'll be happy to do them, but please understand the time factor. All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

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UPDATE: 01/12/24

Sitting at 3/4 of the way to goal. Got that pesky credit card paid with a bit left over for Saint Betty, but still need to get her paid off. So, if anyone out there in DA land has a bit of wonderful art you feel would look better in color, please, NOTE me. Thanks!!! UPDATE: 01/08/24

Still got a ways to goal of getting my bills paid so I can afford to et food for myself and cat food/litter to last me till the end of the month. So, if any of you wonderful folks out the in DA Land have a bit (or bits) of B&W art screaming for color, please NOTE me! Thanks!


original post_______________

Happy New Year All!


I hope y'all had a great Christmas/Yule/Whathaveyou, and a awesome (and safe) New Years Day. My Christmas was spent putzing around The Cathouse and, later eating my sister's dry ham and tasteless green bean....stuff. Like last year, the morning was the roughest with no Sasquatch to trade silly gifts with. And, as usual, my New Year was uneventful. What was not usual was, this is the first one I spent alone, just the fat kitties and myself. I toasted it with a shot of Romulan Ale (a-la Sasquatch), and watched Anime Abandon on YouTube. Such excitement.... I ran into some "issues" last month that caused me to resort to using the Dreaded Plastic Devil (the credit card to the rest of the world) to buy cat litter (the Fresh Step I bought was beyond useless) ad enough canned goods to get me through the rest of the month. So, after having the thrice-dammed thing paid off for the trip, I need to pay it off....again. To that end... The Jovial January Commissions are OPEN!

I REALLY hate begging y'all for work, but, again, I'm in need of help. I need $275 to cover landlady bill and credit card so I can still buy food, and cat litter.

$125 credit card (due the 9th)

$150 St. Betty (due ASAP) (she was nice enough to let me pay $150/month until I qualify for EBT)

And, trust me, every cent is REALLY needed.

I know it's tight out there, but, if any of you great folks out there has a bit of this-n-that that would look so much better this than that, PLEASE give me shout.


If I haven't said this enough you folks (and you know who you are) are THE BEST!

CHEERS!

_________________________________________________________



Usual drivel

Once Again PLEASE READ!

To Those Who Came in Late. I am not an artist, merely a humble inker/colorist. Do NOT ask/request me to draw your wifu, favorite monster, OC or your ex impaled on Satan's pitchfork...you will be disappointed. Also, I do NOT do requests,...I do commissions....big difference.

Now that we have that out of the way....again.

My PayPal addy is d_arksyde@yahoo.com. (or use this: www.paypal.me/Darcsyde) REMEMBER TO MARK IT AS A GIFT, (if possible) and let me know in the paypal description what pic it's for so I don't get confused. Please, PLEASE be aware that if the pic involves inking, especially inking a bunch of fine lines, or full comics that it may take me a while to get it knocked out as my shitty eyesight can handle only so much of it. I'll be happy to do them, but please understand the time factor. All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

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UPDATE: 12/09/23

Half way to goal. Utilities are covered, but still need to cover the installation fee for the water heater. I'd like to get it done ASAP to ease "Saint" Betty's mind. (the Landlord BTW). She's a nice old lady, and I hate to be the cause of any undo stress. So, again, if any of y'all have some pit of art that's been nice (or naughty in a nice way) and has been begging Santa for the gift of Living Color, NOTE me and we'll see if we can make it happen. Cheers!! original post____________________________ It's late, and I'm beat, so I'll make this short. First the dessert. Trip went off without a hitch, except for a delay in Dallas. Cats survived just fin and are, currently enjoying their new domicile. The bungalow, currently called the Cathouse (because...cats) is smaller than I thought, but workable. Now for the vegetables. There was almost no furniture in the place, so I had to spend, over the last two months, a goodly portion of my SSI to buy a futon, a desk, hot plate, etc. leaving me barely enough to cover bills and buy food for myself and my two fuzzballs. Recently my tiny 2.5 gal water heater died and had to be replaced, In order to facilitate this, I'm told I have to, on top of my share of electric and water, etc. pay the service fee to install the new one. Then my landlady did some more number crunching and decided this month I have to pay her $150 for the utilities, and next month it goes up to $200. This is not an outrageous sum, but there is a problem. This month, if I pay the utilities and service fee, in addition to my regular bills, I'll have very little left for food for the month. And, since I'm not yet on food stamps, this is a pretty big deal. So, to that end. The Delirious December Commissions are OPEN!

I REALLY hate begging y'all for work, but, again, I'm in dire need of help. I need $270 to cover landlady bills so I can still buy food, get a new ID, etc.

$120 service fee (due the 9th)

$150 utilities (due on the 9th

And, trust me, every cent is REALLY needed.

I know this is the silly season and it's tight out there, but, if any of you great folks out there has a bit of this-n-that that would look so much better this than that, PLEASE give me shout.

If I haven't said this enough you folks (and you know who you are) are THE BEST!

CHEERS!

_________________________________________________________

Usual drivel

Once Again PLEASE READ!

To Those Who Came in Late. I am not an artist, merely a humble inker/colorist. Do NOT ask/request me to draw your wifu, favorite monster, OC or your ex impaled on Satan's pitchfork...you will be disappointed. Also, I do NOT do requests,...I do commissions....big difference.

Now that we have that out of the way....again.

My PayPal addy is d_arksyde@yahoo.com. (or use this: www.paypal.me/Darcsyde) REMEMBER TO MARK IT AS A GIFT, (if possible) and let me know in the paypal description what pic it's for so I don't get confused. Please, PLEASE be aware that if the pic involves inking, especially inking a bunch of fine lines, or full comics that it may take me a while to get it knocked out as my shitty eyesight can handle only so much of it. I'll be happy to do them, but please understand the time factor. All materials contained in my DeviantArt gallery may not be reproduced, copied, tubed, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without my written permission.

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